*Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... *
(Courtesy: Miss Tejasvi Hari Krishna - as a 'counter'!)

  • *Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.*

  • *Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are...*

  • *Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.*

  • *Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????.....*

  • *Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.*

  • *Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
    A: I don't know, I've never seen either.*

  • *Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business*

  • *Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.*

  • *Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...*

  • *Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.*

  • *Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!*

  • *Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract!*

    (Courtesy: Ms Rohini Sunderam)

    *Men Are Just Happier People*

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be President.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    *No wonder men are happier!! *

    Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.. *
    *and to men who can handle it!*

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